Esta vai ser a última vez que posto aqui, agora vou ter blog novo e não, não vai ser neste site, vai ser no Blogspot
Porque é que mudei? Porque sim ^^
Gémea, há um post antes deste, vai ver ^^
*bye*
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Omg, agora diverti-me bastante a ler os registos do dia um de junho de 2007! O dia da confissão caralho x’) Não, não vou dizer que confissão é, mas quem tem que saber sabe : x
Esse dia foi… pronto… LINDO caralho!
Tou com a panca da palavra ‘caralho’ LOOOOL
(eu poderia postar aqui a conversa, mas seria embaraçoso : x)
Omg, nessa altura, panca dos Leto! 
E que panca! a Joana tava sempre a comer o Jared LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Okay, chega!
Hoje diverti-me a falar com o robô Ed, voltei a descobrir o “site” dele num blog, a conversa foi esta:
Ed: Tudo, ué. Por exemplo, quero saber tudo o que toma no café da manhã, se separa o lixo reciclável, se estuda…
Você: então, no café da manhã eu como caralho do matt, nao separo o lixo e nao estudo porque estou de férias 
Ed: Não estou programado para esse tipo de alternativa. Escolha outro assunto mais legal!
Você: foder o matt e’ legal, olha ,,
Ed: Legal mesmo é preservar o meio ambiente!
Você: sim, preservativos tambem
Ed: Preservativo? Fundamental. Não pode bobear. Bobeou, dançou.
Você: nao, já nao é co bob nao
Ed: Nada não.
Sim, porque eu só tenho assuntos de porcaria e como sou uma pitinha, postei isto aqui 
Mas o pronto, o robot Ed é o melhor amigo que alguém pode ter ^^
<3 Gémea Joana : )
para não variar:
Joana: LOOOL ele na ta bem em cima dele, é em cima da mesa =O
Eu: msm em posição *__* atirava.me pa cima dele e fazia com que ele me engravidasse *__*
Joana: OMG
Eu: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL caralhó (acho que aqui o meu LOL foi maior : x)
Joana: :O
Isto com a Joana, agora com a mercês foi:
*Envio da imagem*
Mercês: que nojo
Eu: desculpa?
Eu: o nojo foi exactamente pa quem?
*espera por resposta enquanto vai escrevendo isto*
Mercês: para os dois
Eu: o rapaz mais magrinho é o que tu disseste OLHOS OLHOS
Mercês: é feio :S
Eu: tadinho :O agora tambem tá mais velho uhuh (achei uma piada enorme ao facto de ter dito ‘tadinho’ x’) )
Estou so’ a massacrar a merces com fotos dele! LOOOOOOOL
coitada nem diz nada LOOOOL
Vá lá Matt, deixa a Inglaterra e anda cá abrir.me : )
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Omgggggg *____*
(Loves Him a lot)
(Loves Him a lot)
D is for Dangerous – Arctic Monkeys
He knew what he wanted to say
But he did not want to word it
The dirty little Herbert
Was thinking an escape
But the place was well guarded
The guiltyness that started
Soon as the other part had stopped
D is for Delightful
And try and keep your trousers on
I think you should know you’re his favourite worst nightmare
D is for…
Desperately trying to stimulate what it was that was alright
3 quarters of an hour ago
That had led him to be in a position
On the brink of a mission
On the brink of an episode
He’s nearing the brink but he thinks first
The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
He’s nearing the brink but he thinks first
The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
He’s nearing the brink but he thinks first
The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
He’s nearing the brink but he thinks first
The parallel
I think you should know you’re his favourite worst nightmare
D is for delightful
and try and keep your trousers on
you should know you’re his favourite worst nightmare
<3
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Matt seems pretty Hungry :O
Give ‘Em Hell, Kid – My Chemical Romance
Oh baby here comes the sound!
I took a train outta New Orleans and they shot me full of ephedrine
This is how we like to do it in the murder scene
Can we settle up the score?
If you were here I’d never have a fear
So go on live your life
But I miss you more than I did yesterday
You’re beautiful!
Well I’m a total wreck and almost every day
Like the firing squad or the mess you made
Well don’t I look pretty walking down the street
In the best damn dress I own
If you were here I’d never have a fear
So go on live your life
But I miss you more than I did yesterday
You’re so far
Far away
So c’mon and show me how
‘Cause I mean this more than words can ever say
Some might say we are made from the sharpest things you say
We are young and we don’t care
Your dreams and your hopeless hair
We never wanted it to be this way
For all our lives
Do you care at all?
If you were here I’d never have a fear
So go on live your life
But I miss you more than I did yesterday
You’re so far
Far away
So c’mon show me how
‘Cause I mean this more than words can ever say.
Won’t you tell me?
Well, there’s no way I’m kissing that guy!
<3
Saturday, March 22, 2008
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<3
Algo me diz que não vou comentar esta foto : x
Teddy Picker – Arctic Monkeys
They’ve sped up to the point where they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
They’ve sped up to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry sunshine it doesn’t exist
It wasn’t in the top 100 list
And it’s the thousandth time and it’s even bolder,
Don’t be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn’t what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D’you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D’you reckon that they make ‘em take an oath?
That says “we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around”
When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Like the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you’re bothered, I don’t want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
And it’s the thousandth time and it’s even bolder,
Don’t be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you’re getting thicker
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you’re getting thicker
Presuming that all things are equal,
Who’d want to be men of the people
When there’s people like you?
Friday, March 21, 2008
Só para dizer que estes aqui de baixo e os MCR são perfeitos : x
PS: Matt, n’abras assim a perna, fazes-me ficar com vontade de abrir mais.
Quero a minha Carla aqui, ela é a melhor coisa que me aconteceu na vida e eu amo.a mais do que tudo o que possa existir♥
*uma banda tão perfeita não devia ser ouvida por alguém tão desprezível -_-’*
Hoje posto uma letra perfeita:
My Chemical Romance – Helena
Long ago
Just like the hearse, you die to get in again
We are so far from you
Burning on, just like the match you strike to incinerate
The lives of everyone you know
And what’s the worst you take
From every heart you break
And like the blade you stain
Well, I’ve been holding on tonight
What’s the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long not goodnight
Came a time
When every star falls
Brought you to tears again
We are the very hurt you sold
And what’s the worst you take
From every heart you break
And like the blade you stain
Well, I’ve been holding on tonight
What’s the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long not goodnight
Well, if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long not goodnight
Can you hear me
Are you near me
Do we pretend to leave and then
We’ll meet again, when both our cars collide
What’s the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long not goodnight
Well, if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long not goodnight
O Kevin Jonas é um nigga, com muito “estile” e quero-lhe saltar para cima ^^
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Tipo, foder o Matt é bué bom @
Tipo, a parte privada do Matt é grande mas podia ser maior @
Tipo, as caras que ele faz na Teddy Picker são apelantes de foda @
Tipo, o Matt faz-me mal à cabeça @
Tipo, coiso @
Omfg, as férias estão a ser boas, boas, boas! ^^ E eu a pensar que ia acabar por ficar em casa, deprimida e o caraças, nada de depressão!
Porque tenho a minha gémea que me tem feito rir como o caralho mén *.*
Ela é uma porca que só quer foda no Jamie ahahah LOOOL
Omg, agora sim, está perfeito, está a chover! *____*
Arctic Monkeys – This house is a circus
This house is a circus, berserk as fuck
We tend to see that as a perk though. Look
What it’s done to your friends their memories are pretend
And the last thing they want is for the feeling to end
This house is a circus, berserk as fuck
We tend to see that as a perk though. Look
What it’s done to your friends their memories are pretend
And the last thing they want is for the feeling to end
There’s a room full of trouble and there’s lovers to be had
Those walls make sinners out of such lovely lads
Scaling the corridors for maidens in the maze
In any anomaly you slip into familiar ways
And we’re forever unfulfilled
Can’t think why
Like a search for murder clues
In dead man’s eyes
Forever unfulfilled
And can’t think why
Like a search for murder clues
In dead man’s eyes
The more you open your mouth
The more you’re forcing performance
All the attention is leading me to feel important (completely obnoxious)
Now that we’re here, we may as well go too far
Wriggling around just so that you won’t forget
There’s certainly some venom in the looks that you collect
Aimlessly gazing at the blazers in the queue
Struggling with the notion that it’s life not film
This house is a circus, berserk as fuck
We tend to see that as a perk though. Look
What it’s done to your friends their memories are pretend
And the last thing they want is for the feeling to end
Monday, March 17, 2008
Hoje eu e a minha gémea divertimo.nos bastante a gozar com o Luís ahahahhh LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
“
Raquel: “LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL o promenor do asshole x’D“
Joana: “por acaso estou LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL“
Frases que marcaram:
1.
Joana: “tipo, uma beca anormal não?”
Raquel: “Eu acho que o Júlio de Matos é já ali”
Joana: “LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AHAHAHAHAHA essa ta abusada“
2.
Joana: “molhava os cornos ao luis ahahaha”
Raquel: “:| coitado”
3.
Raquel: “… É feio falar nas costas dos outros, arranja um buraco e enfia lá a cabeça”
Joana: “
“
4.
Joana: “Sim, realmente eu chorar é motivo de piada -.-””” “
Raquel: “Sim, olha eu já a espalhar-me a rir -_-’ “
Joana: “ne? da ca uma piada ver as pessoas a chorar”
Raquel: “Sim realmente”
Raquel: “Até se tu pores no youtube “humor” aparecem gajos a chorar”
Joana: “ya ya, até a fazerem birras e a matarem.se aparece no humor -.-’ “
Raquel: “sim, realmente motivo de piada, sem duvida”
Joana: “ya ya, até já choro de rir -.- “
5.
Raquel: “Não, é cascata de rir, o pessoal a rir faz cascata, ele não sabe a expressão “tou a rir que pareço uma cascata”? “
Joana: “
6.
Raquel: “No ano passado tive 4, mas também os testes do stor só tinham 5 perguntas x’D”
Joana: “
7.
Joana: “comigo pede convite e depois cancela logo -.- asshole
Raquel: “LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL o promenor do asshole x’D“
8.
Raquel: “Luís Luís, rapaz que nem sabe o que diz ,,”
Joana: “LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg, nao adoras gozar cm o pessoal? xd da-me um gozo“
9.
Joana: “LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL nao adoras drama teatral~? LOOOOOOOOOOL“
10.
Joana: “é hoje qe eu morro a rir, o gajo acredito em tudo LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL“
11.
Joana: “a merces tem um fake piercing, e ele acredita qe ela fez msm o piercing! OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL“
12.
13.
Luís: “pk no teu nick nunca metes < 3 Luys e Joao eu n tou xatiado tou so a perguntar“
Joana: “normalmente so tenho as pessoas qe me teem tbm“
14.
Raquel: “Boa tentativa, fica para uma próxima Luís, não desistas ”
Joana: “
15.
Joana: “AHHH A TUA SMS PESSOAL AHAHAH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL“
16.
Raquel: “ok luisão, ainda nao foi desta cara, se esforça“
Joana: “LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL“
17.
Joana:
Joana: “por acaso estou LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL“
18.
Luís: “tbm eu k horror k vida mais deprimente“
Raquel: “Ai audácia da carrapeta, que vida mais deprimente”
Joana: “LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL“
19.
Raquel: “Ele que vá brincar com action mens”
Joana: “ya mm, qe abuzo LOOOOOOL action mens e barbies tambem, mais os nenucos”
20.
Raquel: “mais logo vou fazer um post maior q o caralho do matt”
Joana: “ehh LOOOOOOOL”
21.
Joana: “DE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)
22.
Raquel: “Tou-me a passar desde que falei no matt caralhoooooo”
Joana: “omg viste o crl dele”
23.
Joana: “AH FESTA WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII“
Raquel: “festa? LOOOL”
Joana: “ya festa”
Raquel: “entre quem?”
Joana: “ora, entre ti e o matt”
Raquel:
24.
Raquel: “Agora a nha avó chamou-me, disse que nem ouvia nada de mim, e eu mm “tao? nao m’ouvias a foder?” “
Joana: “omggggggggg “
25.
Joana: “omg, agr confundi um adulto dos fascinios com o luis simoes por causa da crista”
Raquel: “
26.
Joana: “ganda vício esta música”
Raquel: “:O sabes, eu gosto mais do caralho do matt”
Joana: “:| tou chocada”
Raquel:
The best:
Luís: “xii ela k te diga joana ax macakixex k fix para ela na web“
Raquel: “ahahhaha q giro, ele fez macaqices pa web, ahaha ja’ me parto a rir, ahahaha, e’ um macaqinho do circo ahahahah“
Joana: “LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL“
Joana: “macacois do circo so os AM, insubstituiveis!“
Raquel: “claro *____* mas esses nao ficam todos contentes a dizer q fazem macaqices pa web LOOL“
Joana: “ya LOOOOOOOOOL“
Joana’s Arctic Monkey
